Dear Perez Hilton,

I used to like you. I found your junk mildly entertaining (note, I said mildly). You are witty on occasion, I'll give you that.
But if your love for Lady Gaga isn't enough, your hatred for Joss Stone and Kristen Stewart is just sad. What do you have against them?
I believe your animosity towards Kristen is simply because you want Rob Pattinson's body, and lets face it, she has it. But one day you love Rob, the next he's "gross"....

Are you menopausal? They make pills for those mood swings you know.

But why do you really get on my nerves? Because you're the only effing reliable place to stay updated on stupid crap that none of us should care about, yet we all do.

So. I hate contributing to your "success" by giving you page hits because I have to see what's going on in the world out of my ridiculous curiousity.
Grrr....I hate your face.

Sincerely,
Amanda